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Is Susan Boyle Pregnant In Time For Christmas 2009?

by | 19th, October 2009

susan-boyle-cross-jesus3SUSAN Boyle to have a Christmas TV special. A panto?

Oh, no she won’t!

Oh yes she will.

Get Pebbles. Like Dick Whittington, she must  turn again for London!

Reports are that Susan will perform in front of celebrities for a festive “An Audience with Susan Boyle”.

Susan Boyle will appear before what is still called “a live studio audience” of celebs to answer questions from the likes of Amanda Holden, Cheryl Cole, Chris Biggins, Piers Morgan and (did we mention Amanda Holden?) and DJ Talent between songs?

A source tells the News of the World:

“Everyone is really excited about the show. With the huge worldwide appeal of Susan, the show could be screened right across the globe and potentially be one of the biggest ratings successes for ITV ever.”

If she goes on. Or gets out:

Britain’s Got Talent star Susan Boyle landed in hospital after suffering stomach pains. The Scottish songbird underwent emergency tests after suffering rippling cramps at her home in the early hours of October 17.

Stomach pains? Christmas is coming. Might it be a baby? We need a second opinion.

Spandau Ballet star Tony Hadley has given advice to Susan Boyle on how to deal with fame… “Tony is her favourite. After she came backstage Tony decided to give her a helpful ten-minute pep talk, telling her how to cope with the pressures of fame,” a source told The Mirror.

Ten minutes. Leaving just five minutes to enjoy the actual fame. Or him. Susan Boyle  is being sued by many acts to kickstart their careers. It just so happens that Spandau Ballet are on a renunion tour. What are the odds?

Look out for more Susan Boyle news as we edge closer to Christmas. And Susan is pushed. Pushed. Pushed. It’s a… It’s a… It’s a miracle!

It’s a… meowww… Hairy Angel…

Get a Hairy Angel for your Christmas Tree now!

Susan Boyle is not pregnant.

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