Anorak News | Turn Your Cat’s Anus Into A Glitter Ball With Rear Gear

Turn Your Cat’s Anus Into A Glitter Ball With Rear Gear

by | 1st, November 2009

rear-gearHELP is at hand for those of you who don’t enjoy the rear view of your cat, dog or significant other. With Rear Gear, you can cover up that unsightly opening with a novelty feature.

Turn your cat’s anus into a talking point for all the right reasons: choose from glitter ball – watch the other cats have hours of fun with your feline pal! – smiley face – He likes me; he really likes me! – No.1 ribbon and a sheriff’s badge to catch any arse bandits.

Here’s the marketing pitch:

Is your pet feeling left in the dirt because of his/her unsightly rear, I’ve got them covered… Rear Gear is handmade in Portland, OR and offers a cheerful solution to be-rid your favorite pet’s un-manicured back side. Rear Gear comes in many designs including a disco ball, air freshener, heart, flower, biohazard, smiley face, number one ribbon, cupcake, sheriff’s badge, dice, and you can even make yours custom, so there’s a Rear Gear for everyone. Get yours today here at etsy or at and support small business! Make sure to note which style you’d like in the shipping notes and enjoy.

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