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Susan Boyle Is My Transsexual Jesus

by | 4th, November 2009

boyle-jesusSUSAN Boyle Watch: A few hundred protestors are massed outside Glasgow’s Tron Theatre, where the big show is Jesus, Queen of Heaven, featuring Christ as a transsexual woman.

Who knew that the Glasgay! festival could be controversial?

Placards are waved:

“Jesus, King of Kings, Not Queen of Heaven.”
“God: My Son Is Not A Pervert.”

Says Pastor Jack Bell, of the Zion Baptist, without irony:

“You can’t blaspheme God and use freedom of speech as an excuse for that.”

He then adds, with some poignancy:

“If this play had treated the prophet Mohammed in the same way there would have been a strong reaction from the Islamic community, but that just wouldn’t happen.”


He blew up the Empire State Building and the White House in Independence Day, sent a giant monster careering through the heart of Manhattan in Godzilla and destroyed the famous Hollywood sign in The Day After Tomorrow. But it seems there are places even Roland Emmerich will not go – the German film-maker has revealed he abandoned plans to obliterate Islam’s holiest site on the big screen for fear of attracting a fatwa…

So instead he…

…in order to highlight his opposition to organised religion, the director decided to use CGI to destroy the Christ the Redeemer statue in Rio de Janeiro instead. For good measure, he also blew up the Sistine chapel and St Peter’s Basilica in the Vatican, plus, on a secular note, the White House (again).

And then there was: Gay Muslims Want You To Deface The Bible

But above all that, Anorak cannot help but see someone else being blasphemed in the image.

Susan Boyle. Feel her wrath…

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