Surrey Artist Poos And Wipes Arse On Bible
by Anorak | 6th, November 2009
IN the Vancouver suburb of Surrey, a 33-year-old man is in need of urgent relief.
He is at a party. He is drunk. It is Halloween. So he poos on the seat of a car and wipes himself clean on a handy Bible.
Cleanliness is next to godliness.
The car’s owner is unimpressed. The man then seeks refuge in a nearby police vehicle.
In the car he is bitten by a police dog.
The man is arrested and fails to use as his defence: “But it’s my art, occifer.”
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