X Factor Playlist: Danyl Johnson Sings Prince’s Purple Rain, Stacey Solomon Does Springfield
ON tonight’s X Factor, Daniel Lloyd will be singing Stand By Me in the manner of Pinocchio before The Change, and Stacey Solomon will squeak out Son Of A Preacherman, not in the style of Amy Winehouse gargling baby milk.
As for the rest – with predictions:
John & Edward: GhostBusters, Ray Parker, Jr. It’s awful. But is it awful enough?
Joseph McElderry: Circle Of Life, Elton John – the song from the Lion King. Slow. Boring. For kids. Joe is a sure thing.
Danyl Johnson: Purple Rain, Prince – Well, he looks a bit like him. Runs risk of looking like bad tribute act. Will be hereon known as ‘The Artist Formerly Known as Y’.
Olly Murs: Twist And Shout, The Beatles – Safe, Predictable. One for the mums and dads. About as rock ‘n’ roll as Noel Edmonds in a colostomy bag He’s through.
Jamie Archer: Unchained Melody, Righteous Brothers – Can Simon Cowell spin a new Robson and Jerome from Jamie’s hair? It’s weak. It’s a dirge. He’s gone.
Lucie Jones: This Is Me, Joe Jonas & Demi Lovato – Solid American, manufactured, out-the-can teen pop. She’s through.
Posted: 7th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
