Anorak News | The Jon Gosselin Sex Tape Is A Thing Of Beauty

The Jon Gosselin Sex Tape Is A Thing Of Beauty

by | 13th, November 2009

jongosselinopenmouthREALITY TV show dross Jon Gosselin – he of the 8 as-seen-on-teevee children (think Mel Gibson with more self-esteem) – has a sex tape out there somewhere, says the National Enquierer. Everyone needs a celebrity sex tape. You probably have one in which you’re shagging Russell Brand or an Oompa Loompa.

Anorak’s Man in LA tells us:

Now before you start pooh-poohing the source, remember that the Enquirer been the leaders when it comes to coverage of some pretty major scandals. John Edwards and his mistress come to mind.

Anyway, the Enquirer says that Jon’s bodyguard Thomas Meinelt has been subpoenaed to testify in TLC’s lawsuit against Gosselin.

Stephanie Santoro, the bimbo-slash-nanny with whom Jon reportedly bumped uglies says the bodyguard told her he saw Jon snort cocaine many times, and that he’s watched the star’s secret sex tape.

The tab quotes Stephanie as saying:

“Tom told me that Jon was secretly videotaped having sex with a woman in Los Angeles in October, and he’s seen the tape! Tom said people close to Jon put a camera in his hotel room, and paid a girl to flirt with Jon and have sex with him.”

Our Man in LA says “Ewww.” But we says it doesn’t matter what you look like. No-one whose not on a police list or living behind the Middle East’s Sand Curtain actually gets off on a celebrity sex tape. These things are curios, things to see but not engage with.

Although this is one sex tape that make you feel better about your own body.

Posted: 13th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink