Anorak News | Michelle Thompson Orgasms 300 Times Every Day, Video

Michelle Thompson Orgasms 300 Times Every Day, Video

by | 16th, November 2009

orgasm-300MICHELLE Thompson is a “single mum” who achieves “orgasm 300 times per day” as a result of her Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome in Nelson, Lancashire.

The news comes too late for Guinness World Record Day, which is sad. But Michelle Thompson is relieved because having “worn out” boyfriends she has met a bonobo monkey.

No, she met Andrew Carr, an “industrial cleaner”, and she and she “make love” 10 times a day“. Says she:

Andrew has changed my life. I’m no longer looking for a cure for my orgasms – I’ve found it.

“Now I have a huge grin on my face all the time, and it’s not just because of the orgasms.”

You might smile too, and then eye your custard cream with renewed interest:

She even had to quit a job in a biscuit factory because the machines kept setting her off.

Back to her treatment with Andrew Carr:

“I could do it 24 hours a day and so could he. I regularly run across the road to his house to have sex. We have sex at least 10 times every day.”

Might it be that Michelle’s running across the road helps Andrew to keep up? It might be that instead of moving in together, Andrew moves further away, perhaps to Leeds? And that Miss Thompson invests in a food blender?

Here’s Michelle Thompson and Andrew between shags in a video. At least, they might be between shags:

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