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Demi Moore Is Hip for W Magazine: Actress Runs Circles Round Photoshop Critics

by | 20th, November 2009

demimoorewcoverONE day one from Kate Moss saying something about eating skinny, actress Demi Moore has, apparently, had a hip removed to appear on the cover of W magazine.

Of course, Demi says she has never had any cosmetic surgery – proof here – which suggests her left hip has been airbrushed out of existence to best fit the front page.

Demi Moore is 47, rich and has had three children. Her hips are largely redundant. She now has the hips of teenage boy. Also her primary sexual characteristics are alluded to beneath the pelvic fringe of her gold Balmain leotard. Demi Moore has balls to pull this outfit on and off. Possibly.

Of course, this is just how Demi Moore looks in real life. No trickery. No surgery. A W apologist tells with admirable ambiguity that the organ “did not do anything unusual or out of the ordinary on Demi Moore for the photo on the cover of W. Demi is an extraordinary beautiful woman and we feel our cover reflects that.”

What unusual is is a moot point. To the average rural living Russian ,unusual is not having vodka on toast of a morning. To the stars of Hollywood, unusual is having hair without a zip and breasts that you can’t collect in a display cabinet.

What says Demi?

“Here is the original image people my hips were not touched don’t let these people bullshit you!” she tweeted Thursday afternoon. And her is the “original image”.

It’s all about what angle you approach Demi from – from the left, from the right, from a position of envy or as a medical professional marvelling at how Demi doesn’t walk in circles…

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Posted: 20th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink