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I’m A Celebrity: Peter Andre ‘Buys’ House To ‘Win Back’ Katie Price

by | 20th, November 2009

katie-price-and-peter-andreI’M A Celebrity Watch: Katie Price has headed back to the I’m A Celebrity jungle as Step 1 in her bid to remarry Peter Andre – or, er, not.

And the Daily Star reports that Peter Andre “buys huge family pad to win back Katie.”

It’s a fact! Now read on:

“Peter Andre could be splashing out £3milliomn on a new home as ex-wife Kate Price relives the first dramatic moments of their jungle romance.”

Let’s analyse the Star’s scoop of poop.

PETE’S LOVENEST” – that’s the paper’s headline – becomes news that he “could” buy a big home.

Katie Price is now Kate Price. As well as Jordan, there are now three versions of the glamour model.

And Katie Price, as we know her, is reliving the moments of she and Peter Andre’s first forays into the jungle, and will be slipping between the hammocks to fondle an acorn sandwiched between two boxes of Cheetos.

Such are the facts.

In other news. Peter does irony and delivers no-news news:

He wrote: “I know a lot of you have asked me about my thoughts on I’m A Celeb, but unfortunately this year I haven’t seen it.”

His thoughts are that he has no thoughts.

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Posted: 20th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink