Anorak News | The Great Cathay Pacific Blocked Toilet Mystery

The Great Cathay Pacific Blocked Toilet Mystery

by | 26th, November 2009

toilet-paper-planeCATHAY Pacific is puzzling over why the toilets on its fleet of Airbus planes are blocked.

It is a mystery. Why-oh-why-oh-why did ten toilets malfunction on a flights from Riyadh to Mumbai?

Clues? We have none. And so it is that the great Asian toilet mystery joins the other great conundrums of our time:

Why does the Pope have a balcony?
Why does Katie Price sleep on her back?
Why do fanatical Muslims blame Jews for 9/11?
Why did Hitler dress to the left?
And many more!

Cathay Pacific spokeswoman Carolyn Leung:

“You would be amazed what we find in the pipes when we clean the system – not just face towels but medicine bottles, socks, items of clothing and even children’s stuffed toys.”

And loads and loads of s***.

Posted: 26th, November 2009 | In: Strange But True Comment (1) | TrackBack | Permalink