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In Pictures: Boring Tiger Woods Saved From ‘Horror’ Crash With Baffing Spoon?

by | 28th, November 2009

elin-nordegren-woodTIGER Woods has crashed his car. Woods’ car struck a fire hydrant and a tree in his neighbour’s garden as he pulled out of his driveway at…2:25 a.m. His wife, Elin Nordegren, picked up a golf club and smashed in the back window. No, not in temper. She did it to save him. She did it to make the sportsman look more interesting.

Woods was rescued. But is there more to this story? Can Woods beceom a person of interest?

Windermere police chief Daniel Saylor told The Associated Press that officers found the 33-year-old PGA star laying in the street with his wife, Elin, hovering over him.

TMZ has a picture of what it way was the fire hydrant Wood’s truck. No word from it yet. But police are preparing it for interview.

You wonder how fast you can go out fo you own drive. Most British drives are about 5ft long. You can make it up at much as 7 miles an hour. Woods, of course, lives in a gigantic pile and was most likely travelling a bit faster.

The Mirror imagines just how fast he was going and delivers the front-page screamer:


In the Sun the “horror” becomes:


GOLF superstar Tiger Woods was knocked out for six minutes and suffered face injuries in a 2am car crash after a bust-up with his wife.

The Telegraph opts for the factual, also on its front page:

“Tiger Woods hurt as car rams into tree”

The Times comes with the sober and dull front-page bulletin:

“Tiger Woods injured after crashing car outside his home”

The Express has the succinct front-page news:

“Tiger injured in car crash”

But it’s the Mail that senses a story and delivers on its front page:

“Tiger is hurt in car crash mystery”

Why don’t he play around the tree? D-listed asks:

Hmmm…I wonder if their argument had something to do with Tiger possibly doing down low sexy times with rising homewrecker to the stars Rachel Uchitel?

Was Woods using a mashy niblick on another woman? Surely not.

Perhaps the club Elin chose to rescue her man can offer a clue? Is that a Baffing Spoon?

Posted: 28th, November 2009 | In: Sports Comment | TrackBack | Permalink