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Tiger Woods: Rachel Uchitel Denies Affair, Elin Nordegren Accused And Roger Federer Tests His Racket

by | 28th, November 2009

elin_nordegren-tigerTHE Tiger Woods story keeps getting richer. First up we heard that Tiger’s wife Elin Nordegren picked putter and rescued Tiger from certain doom by smashing in the back of his SUV.

Then we were introduced to Rachel Uchitel – who will not kiss’n’tell.

The Sun says Woods was “unconscious” for six minutes. It was “horrific” says the Mirror.

The BBC says:

The star was found semi-conscious with facial injuries after his car reportedly hit a fire hydrant and tree.

What say the cops?

Chief Daniel Saylor of the Windermere Police Department said: “From what we understand, his wife came out of the house when she heard the accident, him hitting the fire hydrant, (and) used a golf club – that’s what we were told – to break out the rear window to gain entrance into the vehicle, removed him from the vehicle and laid him down in the street.

“He was in and out of consciousness with lacerations to his upper and lower lip, with a little bit of blood in his mouth, but he was conscious enough to be able to speak a little bit. According to my officers, it was not life-threatening injuries.”

The Woods camp says:

A joint statement from Health Central Hospital and Woods’ office said: “Tiger Woods was in a minor car accident outside his home. He was admitted, treated and released in good condition. We appreciate very much everyone’s thoughts and well wishes.”

Woods lives in a very exclusive enclave. Will the truth ever emerge? The Sunday Express’ front page screams:

“Six minutes that nearly killed Tiger Woods.”

The minor accident, right? TMZ claims news:

The Windemere Police Department says Tiger’s wife went outside, saw that her husband had struck a fire hydrant and a tree, and then went back inside the house for a golf club to use to try and extricate him from the vehicle. But we’ve learned Nordegren told a very different story to the Florida Highway Patrol, and it does not involve going back in the house for a club…

Tiger WoodsAnd we’ve learned there was no blood found on the steering wheel of Tiger’s SUV — putting into serious doubt that Tiger sustained his injuries from the crash.


Tiger Woods did not suffer facial lacerations from a car accident. They were inflicted by his wife, Elin Nordegrenaccording to a conversation Woods had Friday after the accident.

That’s all alleged. There is no supporting evidence offered. As for La Uchitel:

I don’t appreciate my name or what people think of me being dragged through the mud by people who don’t even bother to research what or who they’re talking about … they should research who these stories are coming from, who they’re believing as a credible source. Not to mention that it’s in the National Enquirer.”

That’s the National Enquirer that exposed John Edwards’ secret love child or the NE that says Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are breaking up nearly every week?

One thing we do know for certain – Tiger Woods is no longer the most boring sportsman on the planet. Hey, Roger Federer, can you break a window with a tennis racket?

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