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Tiger Woods’ Sex Videos And the American Footballer’s Wife

by | 4th, December 2009

tiger-woods-faceTIGER Woods and the women: Anorak’s at a glance look at Tiger Woods in the news: with a sex video, another Grubb, George Clooney, another woman and the Church of Tiger’s closure…

The Last Swinger In Town

The Sun’s front-page news tells readers and any of Tiger’s future women: “TIGER IS HORRIBLE IN BED.” so says a freind of Jaimee Grubbs. And get a load of her name:

Telly pal Krista Grubb, 27, told The Sun: “She was showing all these texts saying they were from Tiger and George. One she said was from George said, ‘When can I get in there again?’ He signed it G… Jaimee said George was amazing but wasn’t so nice about Tiger. She just kept saying he was horrible in bed.”

Kiss ‘n’ Uchitel

Rachel Uchitel dismissed claims of a fling. She called a press conference. She cancelled a press conference. Now:

Rachel Uchitel, 34, cancelled a press conference at the last minute, citing “unforeseen circumstances”. She was widely expected to admit that she DID have a relationship with the golfing ace, despite earlier denials. But Woods’ aides are said to be desperate to stop her talking. And US reports claimed that Uchitel instead began negotiating a $1million (£600,000) deal to remain silent.

Silence is Golden

Let’s not talk about Tiger Woods any more. Enough. Really:

I am bored out of my gourd,” [Whoopi] Goldberg said, drawing loud applause from the audience [on The View]. “… Here’s my absolute honest opinion: whether they get back together or not is not going to put any food on my table.”

Tiger On Oprah

A golfer close to Tiger Woods, world No 3 Steve Stricker, has suggested he should purge himself on an Oprah Winfrey-style chat show and seek public redemption that way…

Elin’s Kobe Ring

After publicly apologizing for his “transgressions,” the golfing great reportedly offered to give his wife, Elin Nordegren, a cool $5 million to keep her from walking – and taking their two young kids with her.

Battered by reports he cheated with three winsome women, Woods was also revising a prenuptial agreement that would give the former bikini model an additional $55 million just to stay with him two more years, The Daily Beast Web site reported.

Tiger’s Victims

In the case of sexual abuse, for example, which experts say is about power rather than sex, abusers retain that power through secrecy and silence thus insuring that victims remain under their control. Due to the dynamics inherent in such relationships, victims rarely realize that “telling” has the potential to instantly strip an abuser of his power, thus turning the victim into a survivor.

Gimme Some Skin

Vivid Entertainment has made an offer of $1 million to any woman who has proof she was a paramour of Tiger Woods and will sign a contract with the studio.

“Of course, we would need proof that a relationship actually took place,” said Vivid co-chairman Steven Hirsch. “Tiger Woods is much more than a great athlete, he’s an American sports legend, and we feel that there would be strong public interest in an intimate look at him through the eyes of one of his actual lovers.”

The Sinner

The transgressions of Tiger Woods have proved too much to take for one of the golf superstar’s most fanatical fans who is now disbanding a church set up in praise of the sports icon.

John Ziegler, the pastor of the “First Church of Tiger Woods” — — has announced in a statement on the blog that the organization is being dissolved because of the golfer’s “personal sins.”

“After several days of evaluation, I have decided to disband the First Church of Tiger Woods,” Ziegler wrote.

“Tiger is clearly no longer deserving of being seen as a role model or a hero and he has needlessly squandered his unique potential to be a positive force in our country and the world.

Another Woman

Minnesota Vikings kicker Ryan Longwell is one of Tiger Woods’ neighbors at Isleworth, the gated community outside Orlando.

Longwell said it was “crazy” in the neighborhood and that his wife told him paparazzi were everywhere and helicopters hovered overhead.

“My wife is a blonde and wears sunglasses in Florida, so every time she comes out of the gate, they’re snapping pictures,” Longwell said. “It’s a different thing than we’ve ever faced down there. It’s certainly a new wrinkle to it.”

We Own You, Tiger Woods

Tiger Woods is accountable to the public because the public has made him millions through buying products he endorsed. His silence shows little respect for those who believed in him enough to buy what he was selling…

It Woz The National Enquirer Wot Dun It

This Tiger Woods thing is having an effect on a lot of people,” Leno said. “In fact earlier today, Elizabeth Edwards went out and bought a new set of golf clubs.”

Any More Like You At Home?

Swedish golfer who once employed Tiger Woods’ wife — Elin Nordegren — and even introduced her to Tiger, just blasted him after a round today, saying he hopes Elin uses a driver next time instead of a 3-iron. Jesper Parnevik employed both Elin and her twin sister as nannies in 2000, introducing Elin to Tiger the following year.

Pass The Milk

Celia Walden delivers the most garbled piece of Tiger Woods opinon yet.

It all comes back to the Kellogg’s Variety Pack analogy. As a child, teenager and young adult, you can switch whimsically between inappropriate, sugar-rush-inducing cereals every day. Then society forces you to settle down and opt for one – for the rest of your life. By and large, people don’t go for the Coco Pops or Ricicles. They settle for something wholesome and bland, like Corn Flakes, and dream of waking up to Coco Pops instead. “I have not been true to my values,” Woods admitted this week. Maybe the problem is that he has.

A Heated Debate On Silence

While so called “media experts” are urging Tiger to tell all in order to protect his image, I applaud the man for wishing to remain silent. This event is no one’s concern other than that of Tiger, his family, the police, and possibly the neighbor whose tree was hit.

Patron Saint of Golf Hacks

By DAVID FACEY, Sun Golf Correspondent

AMONG other emotions, Tiger Woods will be seething that his cherished privacy has been destroyed by the revelations about his sordid affairs.

Tiger Woods – trying to make golf less boring…

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