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I’m A Celebrity: Gino D’Acampo Is New Captain Birds Eye

by | 5th, December 2009

ginoI’M A Celebrity: Gino D’Acampo wins the show and the press goes wild for the This Morning’s first reserve chef, the country most famous Gino since Dexy’s Midnight Runners sang about a Birmingham mini cab driver and Captain Birds Eye enthused about his Gino Ginelli Tutti Frutti ice cream.

Well, not exactly wild. In fact, only the Daily Star leads with Gina In Da Campo (more nominative determinism at work), telling its readers that he is “King of the jungle”.

As Gino sits at one bed of the Blue Peter Garden, atop the mound where Percy Thrower was last seen weeding the vegetable patch, we deliver our I’m A Celebrity news round-up.

I’M A Celebrity’s Gino D’Acampo is out to challenge Gordon Ramsay – by launching his own TV food show in which he is NICE.

You mean telly shows like on Ready, Steady Cook, Masterchef, Delia Smith Boils An Egg, Nigella Lawson’s Sex & Sauce shows, Hugh Furry Rabbit’s Tails country kitchen and just about any other TV cooking show that doesn’t feature the vain Ramsay belittling people?

Maybe he can do it naked?

I was very horny in there. It was three weeks without sex. And they put me in a knocker camp surrounded by women with big boobies. It drove me wild.

“All my dreams and energy ended up concentrated in one part of my body. Things got so bad that when Kim said she would pose nude for a magazine, I found myself saying: ‘I’d buy that!’

What about the local news? The Borehamwood Times tells its readers that one their own has won:

ELSTREE chef Gino D’Acampo was crowned king of the jungle in the final of I’m A Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here!

What next for Gino in D’campo. Well, fomer winners have goen to carry on as before (Tony Blackburn), advertise insurn (Phil Tuffnell), selling frozen squirrels (Kerry Katona), presenting an eartl evening TV gaemshow (Joe Pasquale), laughing at Golliwogs (Carol Thatcher) and not fiogn all that much (Matt Willis).

What price Gino Ginelli ice cream makes a comeback? Owowowowow Gino…

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