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Tiger Woods: Milf Linked To Woods And Barbro Holmberg In Pictures

by | 9th, December 2009

TIGER WOODS: Another day and with it another Tiger Woods woman (all pictures here): meet Milf Barbro Holmberg. Babs is 57, blonde and is pictured lying down on a mobile bed. Indeed, dear readers, has Tiger now replaced his golf cart with a electric divan, thus facilitating a 19th hole wherever he wants it?

It turns out that Ms Holmberg is his…mother in law. No. No! We read on and discover that Holmberg is not Woods’ latest conquest but lying prone because she is ill and being rushed to hospital. Other evidence that she is not a Woods Woman: she is NOT a waitress, NOT holding mobile phone and NOT holding her breast about a baffing iron like a sports mad St Agatha.

Also, those stomach pains she is said to have been experiencing…not a baby.

The details of the emergency call from Chez Woods have been published:

Caller: Oh My God. My mum has just collapsed. She collapsed in the bathroom. What shall I do?

A) Get Tiger away from the fallen woman?
B) Smash her in the face with a  golf club?
C) Take a photo?
D) Get the maid to give the bathroom a once over?
E) Help her?

Operator: Calm down. Is she breathing?
Caller: I just ran to the phone. Hold on…

Caller: She’s fine.

And the world’s media goes crayzee…

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Elin Woods' mother Barbro Holmberg arrives at Tiger and Elin Woods' apartment in central Stockholm, Sweden, on 7 October 2007. Barbro Holmberg is, according to Swedish media, on her way to support her daughter in USA, following allegations of Tiger's multiple affairs. Barbro Holmberg is a Swedish County Governor and ex-migration minister.



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