X Factor: X Factor Ice Lollies Go On Sale
X FACTOR photocall of the day invited us to feast our eyes upon the Ice Sculpture of the X Factor judges unveiled at St Pancras International, London.
We went. We’d seen the bear in Trafalgar Square and expected much. And then we arrived and saw, well, what was it? And would you want to drink it? Would you drink a melted Simon Cowell, or stick a twig in it and lick it like a lolly?
Of course, the brand mangers heard us and they got to thinking. Celebrity lollies are the next big things. The flavours:
Simon Cowell’s Lemon Tongue – a lolly shaped like a tongue. The mirrored stick gives the impression of licking yourself
Dannii Minogue’s Carve-her – The ice is blended with rock so that as it licked it changes shape. At the end you’ll be left with two ball bearings and parts of head. Best eaten over a kidney bowl or Petri dish. Not suitable for under 21s.
Cheryl Cole’s 100 – Better than 99, Cheryl Cole’s 100 comes with two flakes, more air and a cone that
Louis Walsh’s Sleepy Hollow – An attractive wrapper containing absolutely nothing. Lo-cal.
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Posted: 11th, December 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
