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Man Reports Theft Of Drug Collection

by | 11th, December 2009

obama10IN Holland, a man has complained to the police that his collection of ecstasy pills has been stolen.

Smilies. Tony’s. Blairios. Spices. Widdys. Top Guns. Telletubbies. Brookings. The lot. Gone.

Says the police of the 2,400-pill-strong collection:

“That’s really the main reason he came to the police. He knows he’s not going to get his collection back.”

Says he:

“I’ve tried it before but didn’t like it. My passion for collecting comes from the varied collection of colours, shapes and logos that are printed on the pills.”

Colours…. Do you see the colours? Do you..?

The better news for anyone who has taken the pills is that they are valued at euro11,000 ($16,200). Which should help with the insurance…

Note: That roach in the ashtray, officer – not a roach: an exhibit. Exhibit A….

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