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Tiger Woods Threesome Pictures: Jamie Jungers, Janine Jungers Woods And Tiger’s Dying Father

by | 13th, December 2009

TIGER Woods: Another day and another chance to hear from Jamie Jungers, who not too long ago  was keen to tell us that she not received a penny – not a cent – for shagging and then talking about Tiger Woods. As she says in the papers:

“He’s a cheap f***er and he just didn’t want to help me.”

Today, Jamie is on the cover of the NoTW, illustrating the story “TIGER ON The RACK“. So vital is Jamie Jungers to the narrative that the NoTW decided to rename her Janine Jungers, to save any confusion with demure Jaimee Grubbs.

Star bedded Janine Jungers as father lay dying in hospital…

TREACHEROUS Tiger Woods romped with a mistress in his marital bed on the night his beloved father died.

Says Jamie Jungers aka Janine Jungers – or is this a treesome?

“I was beside him wearing nothing but a pair of panties.”

Earl Woods, the stricken father? No, Tiger. Keep up. Jamie has more shocking news:

“I suspect he was seeing other women at the same time as me. Tiger’s very highly sexed. He loves sex.”

Tiger likes sex! Who knew? And that bit about shagging Tiger as his dad lay dying – the part that created the lurid headline “TIGER WOODS CHEATED AS DAD DIED” – is later added to:

The next day, Tiger phoned. Jamie said: “I didn’t expect to hear from him for a while. I thought he would be busy having just lost his dad. But he told me how much he appreciated me being there with him and thanked me for my support.”

Everyone needs a bosom for a pillow. Anything else?

“I’d get up in the morning and he’d be downstairs eating a bowl of Lucky Charms cereal on the sofa and watching cartoons like a kid. I never confronted him about his reasons for cheating. I’ve been cheated on by guys so I know how they can be.”

Jamie is very understanding. But she is not a hooker. Here’s her modelling card. Call her…

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