Peter Andre’s Two Blondes And Katie Price’s Big Brother Sex Tape
THE X Factor is over, Katie Price left the I’m A Celebrity jungle weeks ago, but the Daily Star staff put on their thinking thongs and come up with the news that Katie Price is “facing a sex tape shocker on next month’s Celebrity Big Brother.”
The year now moves in TV seasons. In January a tabloid telly watcher’s thoughts turn to Big Brother. And news is that Katie Price’s former flame is on the show and because he shagged her – such is the way of things – he might well talk about the details on the telly.
The message is clear: Katie Price must tell us all about sex with Dane Bowers before he does. Leave no detail out. Nothing is too small. Do you have pictures, Katie. If not, why not get an artist or a to produce drawings. Or produce a virtual reality romp. Or why not take pictures of you dry humping and feeling up a Dane Bowers look alike. Is Peter Andre free?
Look, there’s Peter Andre out with “two blondes”. It’s Chantelle Houghton and Nicola McLean. Or is that Nicola McLean and Chantelle Houghton? Whatever, both are bright blonde as nature’s scientists intended. And both Nichelle and Chantola have the same agent at pop acorn Peter.
Coincidence? Or is something mysterious and amazing occurring? We guess the latter. More amazing news on Katie and Peter tomorrow…
Posted: 16th, December 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment (1) | TrackBack | Permalink
