Tiger Woods And Jessica Simpson Together In Pictures

TIGER Woods: Still no public denial from Katie Price, Susan Boyle and the Surbiton Women’s Institute Golf Squad but Jessica Simpson HAS denied being with Tiger Woods.

The Mail, however, fails to understand what Simpson means when her spokesperson says:

“This story is so fabricated, it’s disgusting.”

The paper asks:

Was pop singer Jessica Simpson another of Tiger Woods’s birdies?

Well, no.

Pop singer Jessica Simpson has become the first celebrity to be linked to Tiger Woods.

No she isn’t. Other famous names have been linked to Woods. None have shagged him but it only takes the line “[Insert celeb’s name her] has so not denied having had sex with Woods” to make a story.

So dull is Tiger Woods, so uniform his alleged conquests, that the tabloids demand more. They need a famous face, someone who has been photographed a lot and doesn’t necessitate a junior hack looking trawling porn sites or Facebook in a hunt for pictures.

So here’s Simpson, who has not shagged Tiger Woods. Still no public denials from any of them… (Image: 14)