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Jesus Christ Kills Father: Pictures

by | 19th, December 2009

CHRISTMAS is all about controversy and fighting. There’s Joe McElderry and RATM competing for attention.  This is the true nativity spirit. Get a load of Santa, lying dead in a California garden. He creeps into your bedroom at night, kids. He had it coming.

Standing over Santa is Jesus the vigilante. He’s got a gun. And he’s got lunch – a dead Rudolph is strewn over the back of a pickup truck.

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Ron Lake, who has the evidence on video, tells us:

Christmas isn’t about Santa; it’s about Jesus. It’s an expression of my repressed creativity.”

He adds:

“You can tell your kids and make it as though there is a Santa Claus and let them believe all that, but you can’t explain this thing? I don’t get it. Not that Jesus is a killer with a shotgun, but come on. There’s a little bit of humor here, a little bit of tragedy here.”

Jesus was known to favour knives.

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