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UK Adopts Rage Against The Machine And Britain Exports Joe McElderry To Disney

by | 19th, December 2009

joe-rage2X FACTOR winner Joe McElderry and Rage Against The Machine are helping anyone looking for a cheap Christmas present. RATM want you to be rebel and buy their song and kill Joe’s dream.

Joe was meant to be the answer to the pub question: Who was the toothy singer who won the X Factor because no-one minded him too much?

Now, he’s going to be the answer the question: Who was the x Factor winner who never claimed his Cowell-entitled Christmas No.1 because more people hated Simon Cowell than liked him?

Poor, sweet Joe. But before he bulks up for Dancing On Ice, Joe might yet be a Joe-nas Brother:

“I couldn’t believe it and thought it was a wind-up. But they genuinely want to meet me. Someone from Disney is setting up a casting audition.”

Thumper still works at Disney? Meanwhile, thoughts turn to Cowell, who told us that he’d leave the country if Jedward won the X Factor? They didn’t win. Cowell left the country anyhow…

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