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Beaten By Rage Against The Machine, Joe McElderry Can Be A Jonas Brother Yet

by | 20th, December 2009

jonas-mcelderryKEVIN Jonas is now married to Danielle Deleasa. And this means that Simon Cowell’s plan moves into stage B: Get X winner Joe McElderry, aka Joe-nas McEver-ready, aka Plaque Efron, Kevin’s purity ring. Make Joe McElderry a Jonas Brother

Meanwhile, Plaque Efron has been pipped to the Christmas No.1 sport by Rage Against the Machine’s Killing In The Name Of. It sold about 50,000 more than The Climb, McElderry’s sentimental croon.

Now that’s over, will normal service in the charts now be resumed?

Zack De La Rocha from Rage says: “We are very, very ecstatic about being number one.”

How close was it? Rage sold about half a million of their song last week alone.

McElderry’s The Climb only managed sales of 450,000 by downloads and in stores, according to the Official Charts Company (OCC).

Yeah, only. Joe’s popular. His record sold very well – all he’s got to do now is whack out another singer and he’s No.1…

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