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Tiger Woods: Dancing Girls Woo Tiger Back Top Golf

by | 22nd, December 2009

tiger-woods-buickTIGER Woods will be spending Christmas in the Bahamas aboard a huge yacht called Privacy. His wife Elin will not be aboard.

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Golf fans with gigantic life preserving devices on their chests should mass at Old Port Cove in North Palm Beach for the official piping aboard, as the French say. The yacht has a gym, Jacuzzi and sky lounge bar, fully stocked with waitresses of all shapes, colours and flavours.

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There is enough room to sleep 21 people. So golf nuts had best hurry. Space is limited. But afterwards, will Woods returns to the game he has graced?

Golf should ask not what Woods can do for it but what it can do for Woods. Time to make golf more attractive to Woods. Time to give back.

The world of golf does not stand still – except when the players are lining up a shot. Next year’s Open will feature players merging from a huge tunnel, each escorted by The Openettes, a bevy of golf ambassadors dressed in hot pants and visors.

Golfers will then be introduced by nicknames, as befitting Tiger: Phil ‘Mousey’ Mickelson; Kenny ‘Katy’ Perry; Jim ‘The Furious’ Furyk; Vijay ‘MTV’ Singh and so on.

Lapses in play will be filled by dancing girls. Each hole will feature a different dance troop, so giving golf fans the chance to vote for their favourites. An all star XI will be formed by the red-head on the 14th, the busty blonde on the 7th and so on.

For the ladies and the pink golfer, players will be required to play in smart white vests or a snappy suit and tie.

Meanwhile, on a boat somewhere in the Caribbean, far away from prying eyes, Tiger Woods is in his bunk…

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