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After Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab Second Nigerian In Hot Pants Causes Stink On Plane

by | 27th, December 2009

nigerian-bombersUMAR Farouk Abdul Mutallab, Ivana Trump and now another man has been ordered from plane. He’s Nigerian. He’s on Northwest Airlines flight 253 – the route that Abdulmutallab flew in his hot pants on Christmas Day.

The man is in his 30s. He locked himself in a toilet for more than an hour. The Daily Telegraph says:

Before locking himself in to the toilet the man had already been up and down to the same cubicle several times.

Nigerian man on same flight route where another Nigerian man set to his trousers in an apparent bid to kill everyone onboard shows signs of nerves and spends ages in the toilet to spend a penny? Everyone stares and shits themselves.

Is he wearing hot pants, too?

Cabin crew became increasingly suspicious, broke the door down and dragged him out. He is then said to have become irate and verbally aggressive.

No shit. Northwest Airlines is run by the people who operate the Thames Turbo from Reading to Paddington. The kids get onboard and head to the toilet. They don’t want to pay or/and they’re taking drugs. Or watching porn. The guard hammers on the door. Everyone sane wants the guard to shut up and move on. But on she hammers. On and on and on and on. And then the spotty youth is unmasked, ritually abused and told that failure to pay an exorbitant fare to ride on a crap train in the cleanest seat in the place is a terrible crime.

Meanwhile on board plane a man who bought ticket has a bad case of Umar’s revenge.

As if heading to Detroit wasn’t bad enough. Don’t you crazy kids hanker for those halcyon days when flights leaving Amsterdam were just full of passengers with lost joints in their luggage?

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