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Celebrity Big Brother: The Full List Of Housemates

by | 28th, December 2009

CELEBRITY Big Brother looms like Beth Ditto over a bidet. The show is coming. But who is on it? The list thus far – their Big Brother reasons for watching in brackets:

Pamela Anderson (face of acceptable corporate porn)

Russell Grant (founder of the Middlesex Family Foundation and most likely to talk about ‘Uranus’ )

MC Hammer (poor Man’s MC Hammer – giving chance for someone to use the phrase “old skool”)

Alex Reid (Mr Toffee Crisp 2009)

Lady Sovereign (urban singer turned women’s footballer)

Ekaterine Ivanova (Russian artist)

Nicola T (when standing sideways Page 3 Nicola looks just like a letter “t”)

Brooke Kinsella (former soap sud)

Paul Danan (If you don’t know who they are they must have been in Hollyoaks)

Stephanie Beacham (WHYYYYYYY?)

Kym Marsh (She leaves Coronation Street to be humilated in Big Brother?)

Lauren Harries (born James Harries – the boy in the bowtie who used to talk about antiques on the telly)

Tune in. Zone out.

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