1. Cheryl Kerl. In word-perfect Geordie – and with more than 7,000 followers – Cheryl’s insight probes issues that range from the X Factor to Gordon Brown’s fiscal policy.
2. Big Ben. Every hour on the hour, London’s most famous bell bongs for nearly 35,000 people. (For those on the Continent, @coucou_suisse chirps an hour ahead in CET.)
3. God. There are quite a few heavenly tweeters but @almightygod is my favourite: very acerbic and wonderfully irreverent.
4. Aleksandr Orlov. The wildly successful comparethemeerkat.com ad character has also been a hit on Twitter, netting more than 32,000 followers.
5. Mrs Stephen Fry, “Stephen’s poor, down-trodden wife and mother of his six kids”, broadcasts her thoughts to more than 25,000 people.

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