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Virginia’s White Tail Chapel Of Prayer And Lap Dancing

by | 26th, February 2010

church-nakedWORSHIPPERS at Virginia’s White Tail Chapel evoke the Garden of Eden before the fall as they stand before god naked as they days they were born – although what with gravity, hair and enlarged pores, not as pretty.

And yes it is called white tail and the worshippers are mostly white. Anyone mistaking the names for a lap dancing club should enter within and exit without. The no touching rule holds.

Says worshipper Richard Foley:

“I really don’t think God cares what you wear when you worship.”

Well, he has seen it all before. Although not one lie that. Sheesh!

Says the pastor Allen Parker:

“When he was born he was naked, when he was crucified he was naked and when he arose he left his clothes in the tomb and he was naked. If God made us that way, how can that be wrong.”

Mary, who was not a living god, wore blue…

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