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Court Rules Cheryl Cole’s Songs Are ‘Antisocial’

by | 26th, February 2010

8382403CHERYL Cole is to be rebranded as Chelsy Tweedy in time for her crack at cracking America. (Why does America always need to be “cracked”? And can it be done by thighs alone – video?) Meanwhile, in Mansfield’s Ladybrook Lane, 22-year-old Martin Bramwell has been evicted from his council flat for playing Cheryl Cole records.

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Councillor Danny McCrossan, offers:

Justice has been done. No one should have to face this type of anti-social behaviour.”

And with that Chelsy whips off her trousers, stands with legs wide apart and surrounds American in her talent…

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Posted: 26th, February 2010 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink