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Fags Are Out To Kill Barack Obama

by | 1st, March 2010

obama-smokingIT’S been a while since we updated our eye on the Barack Obama Death Cult – the media story of the US President’s demise. We are indebted to AGW in the Forums for telling us that Obama has days to live before the fags get him.

Navy Capt. Jeffrey Kuhlman says Obama should “continue smoking cessation efforts”.
Can the smoking do for him?

This time total cholesterol was up to 209, with HDL down slightly at 62. LDL was up to 138. Borderline high cholesterol starts at 200, with LDL considered in the same category at 130.

Also, he has tendinitis in his left leg. As for the smoking, says AGW:

He’ll give up again tomorrow, or the day after, or why should give up his only little bit of pleasure…bloody doctors what do they kn…?

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