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That Robert Pattinson Kristen Stewart Sex Tape

by | 2nd, March 2010

ROBERT Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are dating. It is fact. This site says that what with a sex tape not in the offing, they “did nothing to dispel rumors their relationship is a PR stunt” because they arrived at the New York premiere of RPattz’s turgid film Remember Me Monday in separate cars.

The thinking – and there might be some – is that the PR stunt is so clever and cunning that the PR stunters forgot to order one car for their faux lovebirds and booked two instead.

Of course they are dating. She went to see his film. She sat through a boring film. This is what lovers do.

Unless they aren’t dating and the whole thing is a plot to milk the Twilight franchise, those films in which Stewart plays herself and Pattinson gets good teeth and hair but what with his sallow British skin has to be passed off as a vampire.

It’s all just so fantastic that just thinking about it almost kept us awake in the film. We then slipped off to sleep and had ruby dreams of the Taylor Lautner love doll


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Actor Robert Pattinson leaves the Plazza Hotel in New York City, NY, USA on March 1, 2010.

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