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Angelina Jolie Sends Secret Message To Jennifer Aniston Via Shiloh’s Boy Haircut

by | 3rd, March 2010

IN the post-legal world of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, there is no talk of them splitting up. That narrative died when they instructed libel lawyers Schillings to take on the NoTW.

Angelina Jolie Pictures (NSFW)

The new way to talk about Brangelina is for the National Enquirer to heap praise on them or to do as Life & Style does and focus on the Brangios, the couple’s children.

Last week, Life & Style said that finally the “TWINS ARE OUT OF HIDING”.

We get to see Ange and Bread walking with a child apiece. This week, the magazine asks why Brangelina are allowing Shiloh to look like a boy – “She wears boy’s clothes, has a boy’s haircut and refers to herself as John”.

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Is it “harming the 3 year old?”

And is her haircut a snub to Jennifer Aniston? Is Shiloh secretly in love with Jen?

Now read on – and enjoy these words from the experts, not all of which have been made up:

Alana Kelen, senior fashion stylist at VH1: “Shiloh is pushing the boundaries of a tomboy look and crossing over to cross-dresser territory.”

Gili Rashal-Niv, celebrity stylist: “I get that times are tough but does Angie really need to have Shiloh sharing clothes with her brothers? Hopefully we won’t be seeing Maddox in one of Shiloh’s dresses any time soon.”

Glenn Stanton, director of Family Formation Studies at the conservative organization Focus on the Family: “They need help, they need guidance of what that looks like. It’s important to teach our children that gender distinction is very healthy.”

Let’s hear it for Shiloh – the cross-dressing, gender-bending, penny-pinching anti-Jen. And all is right with the world…

Angelina Jolie Pictures (NSFW)

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