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Cheryl Cole’s ‘Sick’ Revenge Shag And ‘Laid Up’ Waiting for Ashley

by | 12th, March 2010

CHERYL COLE is “SICK”. This is good news for the nation’s men who are hoping for Cheryl’s revenge shag on Ashley Cole. Most would have just settled for squiring the “nation’s sweetheart” but if she wants to be sick, that’s her prerogative.

Reading on in the Star we learn that the revenge shag might have to wait because Cheryl “has been hit by bronchitis” and will not be appearing on the Jonathan Ross show.

Ashley Cole’s Women (Alleged)

This was the show, also featuring Charlotte Church, which led to the headline:

Cheryl Cole and Charlotte Church’s feud is set to reignite when they appear on Friday Night with Jonathan Ross this Friday.

This is the Church who once said she’s knock Cheryl out.

In other news, “Ashley is desperate to fly back to the UK to be by her side”.

But Cheryl won’t be at home. As the Mirror told us:

“She wants to find somewhere quickly so she can regain stability and become settled once more. If she can’t find somewhere she likes she’ll consider rented accommodation in the short term.”

What news of that short term in the Star?

The lung infection can leave sufferers laid up for as long as three months… But she is staying at the marital home she once shared with Ashley…”

So, she should be there when Ashley gets home…

Ashley Cole’s Women (Alleged)

Cheryl Cole And Ashley’s Marriage in pictures

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