Cheryl Cole Lines Up New Man For Revenge Shag
by Anorak | 18th, March 2010
GOOD news for the legions of Cheryl Cole fans hoping to comfort her in a revenge shag as the “nation’s sweetheart” says she’s looking for a man with “Bermuda shorts and belly”.
“A guy could be in the Speedos and be ripped to within an inch of his life and I don’t think I’d look again. It’d have to be Bermuda shorts and the pot belly.”
Delete that photo of the athlete in his knickers you found on your pay-as-you-go phone and go for this one instead. It can’t fail…
Posted: 18th, March 2010 | In: Celebrities Comment (1) | TrackBack | Permalink
