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Sandra Bullock’s ‘Pregnancy’ And Jesse James Hitler Surf Board, Pictures

by | 30th, March 2010

SANDRA Bullocks and the “monster ” Jesse James No, not a Vanilla Gorilla. Well, not only. A monster. The Enquirer says that having allegedly shagged Michelle McGee, Melissa Smith (yeah, Mel Smith), and Posh totty Brigitte Daguerra, James is now one part of a £250 million divorce.

The story of James shagging walking tapestries is getting a little tired. And while we wait for Mystery Woman No.4 to tell all via a cartoon on her forehead, the Enquirer introduces “HER PREGNANCY HEARTACHE”.

Before that, know that James, allegedly, owns Nazi memorabilia, which might see him score a job at Human Rights Watch and so set about salvaging his image.

A source tells us that James also owns a surfboard with a “full-length picture of Adolf Hitler doing a ‘Sieg Heil’ salute, along with a swastika, which he keeps in his office

This swastika might be the template for icing Michelle McGee’s stomach, as her ex says she has the motif on her front.

As for the pregnancy, well, Sandra Bullock never did get pregnant. A source says the “thinks” Sandra “had her heart set on it”. But even a Vanilla Gorilla can only contain so much white power

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