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In Pictures: Peter Andre and Kerry Katona’s ‘Romance’ And Katie Price’s Shrink

by | 2nd, April 2010

THE story of Peter Andre and Kerry Katona’s love for one another – the love story set in the offices of Can Associates PR – now encompasses Katie Price. The Daily Star screams from its front page:

“JORDAN SEES SHRINK OVER PETE AND KERRY.”

Katie Price career in pictures (NSFW)

A straw poll of the populace reveals that:

41% of Anorak readers would rather see Terry Waite naked, tied to a radiator and drinking his own urine in their TV room than see Pete and Kerry

23% percent would rather eat their own thumbs

18% would prefer to lend Anthea Turner their last tenner

12% would rather inject their faces with yoghurt

5% responded by running around smashing their head into a brick wall

1% would vote UKIP

The story goes that Katie Price, aka Jordan, is “consumed with anger” of the “budding romance”; and Kerry Katona has had her hair straightened and posed for pictures so soft-focus they wold not look out of place on a puppy’s toilet paper.

Me And My Chest: Peter Andre’s Career in Pictures

It’s the “BATTLE OF THE BABES”. And, apparently, there’s a fighter between Katie Price and Kerry Katona, too…

The PR Love Story Romance:

In Love Kerry Katona And Peter Andre Climb Katie Price’s Greasy Pole

Kerry Katona’s Two Dates With Peter Andre

Peter’s former lover Maddy Ford (NSFW)

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Dane Bowers from boy band Another Level, and model Jordan arriving at the Warner Village Cinema in London's Leicester Square for the celebrity screening of The Hurricane.



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