Archbishop Of Canterbury Williams Regrets Catholic Church Attracting All The Best Paedos
THE Archbishop of Canterbury realises that with Muslims all portrayed as mad mullahs and Catholics as paedophiles, the Church of England has been lagging behind. Where is the media coverage? Dr Rowan Williams toys with the idea of dying his beard black and placing a photo of Gary Glitter on the end of his staff.
And then he opens his mouth and says that thanks to the paedophile priests scandal, the Roman Catholic Church in Ireland had lost “all credibility“. No longer would the leader of one religion think the priests of another religion credible. It’s tough stuff. Then Dr Rowan Williams make his next move.
He calls Dublin Archbishop Diarmuid Martin. He says he’s gonna order the invasion of Ireland and blow the Papist sodomisers to Beelzebub?
The Dublin Archdiocese says:
“Archbishop Williams affirmed that nothing could have been farther from his intention than to offend or criticise the Irish Church.”
But offence has been made. The only thing to do now is for Williams to orders a few vicars to put a hold on the cross-dressing and sex changes and bugger a few choir boys while whispering in their ears that if they tell anyone they’ll be no seconds of tea and biscuits.
Posted: 3rd, April 2010 | In: Reviews Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
