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FIFA Give Away 1Million World Cup Tickets With Chance To Meet Nelson Mandela

by | 5th, April 2010

WITH one million tickets unsold for the South Africa World Cup, the Daily Star delivers the headline: “WORLD CUP FANS FACE BLOODBATH.”

Says one England fan:

“I wasn’t gonna both but now I’m not so sure. I’ve got Rorke’s Drift on DVD and am more than ready for the challenge. If I have to sing in Welsh, so be it, it’s the least I can do for the lads. And Michael Owen has always done his best for us.”

The Star says the killing of white supremacist leader Eugene Terre’Blanche has turned South Africa into the “land of murder”.

Says FIFA rep:

“It’s the last toss of the dice. If this doesn’t shift tickets, we might have to start giving them away to everyone stood in line to meet Nelson Mandela.”



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