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That Sandra Bullock Sex Tape, Pervs, Photos And Jesse James’ Dirty Dozen

by | 6th, April 2010

YOU know that Sandra Bullock – Jesse James Nazi sex tape that Ian Halperin says exists? Well, Sandra Bullock, tells People:

“There is no sex tape. There never has been one and there never will be one.”

But if ther were, what with this being Bullock, it’d win awards.

Michelle McGee (NSFW)

But, still, it’s open season on Bullock. And while we await analysis of what the Bullock kiss with Meryl Streep now means, Michael Wolff tells Vanity Fair readers:

Sandra Bullock, who’s made hundreds of millions of dollars off the illusion of niceness and hamishness and old-fashioned nothing-special decentness, is so far out there that even the most gullible will surely never trust the media again. We’ve all been played for suckers by the pervs, that’s the lesson.

And it’s a lesson you can watch over and over and over as you fantacise about the woman once called “Hollywood’s least scandalous newlywed” by, er, Vanity Fair.

Radar says the Vanilla Gorilla – that’s James – has a dozen sex tapes of him at it with his walking tapestries, like Michelle McGee, the walking bombshelter.

michelle-bombshell

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