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That Jesse James Love Child And Michelle McGee’s Slap-On Burka: Pictures

by | 7th, April 2010

THE Enquirer has news that Jesse James “may” have fathered a love child by one of his mistresses. Or may not have. The story goes that James preferred to deliver his Vanilla Gorilla au natural and not shrink wrapped in insulation. Odd indeed that the man who has spent so long covering his arms – and partied with Michelle McGee, a woman who covered her face in Kendo Nagasacki’s slap-on burka – should have failed to cover his arse and pecker.

Story continues after gallery:

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The Enquirer’s story – “Sandra hubby love child shocker” – is based on news that Melisa Smith – the “sexy blonde stripper” who looks just like the actor Mel Smith in a wind tunnel – has been spotted buying a pregnancy test kit in LA.

Yeah, what are the odd that a woman in the public eye with a story to tell should be seen popping to a chemists and emerging with a pregnancy test kit wrapped in a thin carrier bag that reveals the brand name within?



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