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Susan Boyle Kisses Up To Snoop Dogg And Heads For Revenge

by | 12th, April 2010

SUSAN Boyle: another day in the media’s destruction of Susan Boyle, the woman who was to herald in the end of cynicism and was evidence of God’s love.

Today the Sun says Susan Boyle is to duet with Snoop Dogg, the porn-star, rap, star, gang-star.

Or, er, not. Snoop thinks it would be a good idea for him to sing with SuBo. Just as he did in December last year.

Wonderful stuff. and we looks forward to SuBo being dry humped by Snoop. But the Susan Boyle story is never complete without a mention of her being frail, melting down and deprive of oxygen. Earlier, we told you that Susan had been upset and frustrated at Heathrow Airport, thus marking the Hairy Angel out as touchingly human as the rest of us.

This leads to the Metro declaring:

Susan Boyle hopes she will find love, declaring: ‘Some day, my prince will come.’ The Scottish singer also maintains she’s enjoying life more than ever, despite rumours of breakdowns and tantrums.

The Mail:

Susan Boyle has raised more fears over her fragile mental state after flying into a four-letter rage at her personal assistant in front of shocked onlookers.

Oh, and Boyle is not a refreshing change from the norm of beauty as she was billed when first spotted. Remember Amanda Holden’s advice to Boyle? Well, now Boyle is just a fat jelly:

Speaking of which, does anyone else have a 15-year-old who, after a full roast dinner and a trifle the size of Susan Boyle, comes down stairs half an hour later and says: “Ungry…. gonna get a bowl of cereal.”

Finally a few words form Susan Boyle:

She joked on Australia’s Channel 9 show 60 Minutes: “My mother didn’t say bullying should turn you into a bully but if they hit you, you hit them back. Give them the Glasgow kiss.”

They’d love that. Go on, Susan Boyle – give ’em what they want. Give ’em a kiss.


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DECADE REVIEW - Showbiz. Britain's Got Talent star Susan Boyle at her front door in Blackburn, West Lothian. Picture date: 16 April 2009. PRESS ASSOCIATION Photo. Photo credit should read: Andrew Milligan / PA Wire

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