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Vatican Responds To Sex Cases By Clearing The Satantic Beatles

by | 12th, April 2010

TOP news from the Vatican is that the Pope and the Catholic Church has forgiven John Lennon for saying in 1966 that the Beatles were “more popular than Jesus“. The Vatican newspaper, L’Osservatore Romano (in association with Choir Boy Enthusiast), says the Beatle’s music is “beautiful” and the mop tops represent “a precious jewel“.

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The story goes:

“It’s true they took drugs, lived life to excess because of their success, even said they were bigger than Jesus and put out mysterious messages that were possibly even Satanic.”

Satanic messages that might have driven men to bugger boys and then get them to swear to be mute lest the Devil shag them hard up the arse for all eternity. Play From Me To You backwards and you’ll see. The priests never stood a chance.

As Lennon said:

“Christianity will go. It will vanish and shrink. I needn’t argue about that; I’m right and I’ll be proved right. We’re more popular than Jesus now; I don’t know which will go first, rock ‘n’ roll or Christianity.”

Depends which has the most paedophiles. One the one hand you’ve got Gary Glitter and Jonathan King. On the other you’ve got Brendan Smyth and H. And where do you place the Vienna Boys Choir?

A heated debate ensues…

Spotter: Cheryl


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ALTERNATE CROP. Heather Mills leaves the High Court in London today after she reached a settlement of 24.3 million in her divorce deal with Sir Paul McCartney.

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