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Evangelist Uses Pasta Bible To Grind Black People

by | 18th, April 2010

THE Pasta Bible recommends that anyone looking to make tagliatelle [sic] with sardines and prosciutto the should use “salt and freshly ground black people”.

A spokesman for Penguin which publishes the book says:

We’re mortified that this has become an issue of any kind and why anyone would be offended, we don’t know.”

Because being offended it our human right. We prefer it that way. Offend us and you give our lives meaning the enliven an otherwise routine day.

“We’ve said to bookstores that if anyone is small-minded enough to complain about this … silly mistake, we will happily replace (the book) for them.”

And if anyone take the Pasta Bible literally, then they are either a pasta evangelist or the owner of one big pepper mill…

Spotter: Robert Carter

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