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This Earth Day I Will…Not Bomb Russia

by | 23rd, April 2010

THIS Earth Day I will be storing grandma in a lint urn. What will you be doing, greenies?

• I will remember that dirt is much more important than we think and look at it as a friend.

* I will make pledges daily…

• I reduced the electricity usage in general life.

* I will use a reusable water bottle and bring a mug to the coffee shop….

• i won’t have shower today.

* to take a 7 minute shower!…• I am sleeping outside in a tent tonight for earth day!

* I will put bricks in my toilets to say on water consumption• I will not wash my clothes this week to save water.

• Wrote a blog post on how to green your pet!

And the winner:

• stop banging so many girls

Posted: 23rd, April 2010 | In: Reviews Comment | TrackBack | Permalink