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Britain’s Got Talent: The Spanking Shakespeare, Streaking Pig And Lady GaGa

by | 23rd, April 2010

IT’S Saturday. It’s Britain’s Got Talent. In tonight’s show a woman is spanked while reciting Shakespeare. It’s patriotic. It’s educational. It’s a short, sharp jolt. The Mirror calls it “astonishing”. It meant to say “ass-tonishing”. But the Mirror thinks Gordon Brown will win the election and might actually be astonished.

And there’s a Lady GaGa impersonator, and a pig. Make your own jokes. Any good gags and you might win the show…

As for the spanking bared bard, the Mail tells its readers – its readers! – the “act of spanking is more often known as a sexual fetish”. Whatdymean fetish? It’s bloody normal! It’s Great British spanking.

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The Mail produces four images of the spanking for your disgust and digestion.

We publish them because it our act of patriot duty. If your face, Frenchie!



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