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Stephen Hawking Says Aliens Will Bring Us Drinks, Gambling And Shiny Beads

by | 25th, April 2010

STEPHEN Hawking say aliens almost certainly exist but says we should not try to reach them. Says he:

“If aliens visit us, the outcome would be much as when Columbus landed in America, which didn’t turn out well for the Native Americans.”

Free gambling and all the hooch you can drink? They never had it so good. Looks like aliens are already upon us Britons. Tony Blair, aka Spuddoook 139, introduced 24 hour drinking and tax-free betting.

Prof Hawking says humans should do everything possible to avoid contact with alien beings, such as not going into outer space, not landing on strange planets, not shopping in Walmart, etc….

“We only have to look at ourselves to see how intelligent life might develop into something we wouldn’t want to meet.”

As ever humans are seen a negative force. The scare story is us. We are scary.

“To my mathematical brain, the numbers alone make thinking about aliens perfectly rational. The real challenge is to work out what aliens might actually be like.”

Stupid. Gullible. Sheesh, are they ever easy to con with their tomahawks and feathery heads. And then there are the microbes, or hoodies, as we may come to call them…

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World renowned scientist Stephen Hawking with his wife and nurse Elaine Mason after their marriage ceremony at Cambridge registry office.



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