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Kerry Katona Exposes Peter Andre’s ‘Secret’ Hols: Pictures

by | 29th, April 2010

KERRY Katona and pop acorn Peter Andre have gone on a “SECRET” holiday. This is “KERRY’S SECRETS HOLS WITH PETER.”

Having established rumours of a romance with tales of love and then scotched them in the small print section, the Star brings news of a jolly holiday for the Can Associates co-stars.

Kerry “begged” Peter to go on holiday with her “sensationally telling him: ‘I need you”.

No, dear reader, “pig-faced mole” Katona did not need Peter for sex (not that kind of secret hol) nor to act as a door stop but more likely to conjure a story out of nothing.

Inside and we learn that Peter “has been a rock for Kerry”.

Pete is Paul Burrell to Kerry’s Princess Diana. Look, there’s Kerry on a yacht with Pete. No, not really. You have to imagine the vista because Kerry and Peter have not gone anywhere together yet. Katona would like to go on holiday. And she would like to go with Peter.

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This follows the Star’s news yesterday that Jack Tweed was on a wild orgy holiday. Well, he might be just as soon as he books a trip overseas and sits in the sun with a few mates.

Maybe Jack, Kerry and Peter can all get away together to a land of fantasy and incredible wonders? Maybe they can go camping in the Daily Star’s offices and enjoy one another’s secret hols?

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