Kerry Katona Exposes Peter Andre’s ‘Secret’ Hols: Pictures
KERRY Katona and pop acorn Peter Andre have gone on a “SECRET” holiday. This is “KERRY’S SECRETS HOLS WITH PETER.”
Having established rumours of a romance with tales of love and then scotched them in the small print section, the Star brings news of a jolly holiday for the Can Associates co-stars.
Kerry “begged” Peter to go on holiday with her “sensationally telling him: ‘I need you”.
No, dear reader, “pig-faced mole” Katona did not need Peter for sex (not that kind of secret hol) nor to act as a door stop but more likely to conjure a story out of nothing.
Inside and we learn that Peter “has been a rock for Kerry”.
Pete is Paul Burrell to Kerry’s Princess Diana. Look, there’s Kerry on a yacht with Pete. No, not really. You have to imagine the vista because Kerry and Peter have not gone anywhere together yet. Katona would like to go on holiday. And she would like to go with Peter.
This follows the Star’s news yesterday that Jack Tweed was on a wild orgy holiday. Well, he might be just as soon as he books a trip overseas and sits in the sun with a few mates.
Maybe Jack, Kerry and Peter can all get away together to a land of fantasy and incredible wonders? Maybe they can go camping in the Daily Star’s offices and enjoy one another’s secret hols?
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THIS PICTURE IS FOR EDITORIAL USE ONLY : Singer Kerry McFadden , of the girl band Atomic Kitten, performing on stage at the Disney Channel Kids Awards 2000, at the London Docklands Arena. * 10/1/2001: McFadden and Atomic Kitten's Kerry Katona are expecting a baby. The baby is due on September 5 the day before Kerry's 21st birthday. The pop star pair secretly got engaged last year but kept the news under wraps until a few weeks ago for fear of upsetting Westlife's millions of young fans. 18/1/2001: Kerry Katona, who is pregnant and will leave girl group Atomic Kitten for the health of her unborn child, her record company said. She is to be replaced by blonde Jenny Frost who was seen earlier this year among a party holidaying with the Duke of York in Thailand. Kerry, 20, is said to be leaving the band early in order to rest from the hectic schedule and prepare for the birth of her baby in September. 06/03/02 The former Atomic Kitten star turned TV presenter beat rivals including Victoria Beckham to the title of Celebrity Mum of the Year. Katona, who is married to Westlife's Bryan McFadden and mother to six-month-old Molly, got more than twice as many votes as Posh Spice in the online poll by toy firm The Blue Foot Bear Company.
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