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Sandra Bullock’s Black, Jewish Baby Brilliant Public Relations Blind Side

by | 29th, April 2010

SANDRA Bullock was in film called the Blind side. Sandra Bullock’s husband, Jesse James, allegedly, bumped Swastikas with walking bomshelter Michelle McGee and others. So, she does what a top Hollywood star does: she pulls a masterstroke called Louis Baredo Bullock.

Our man in LA sums up:

Michelle McGee (NSFW)

This morning brings another example of how and why those Hollywood public relation and image-making firms make the big bucks.

Facing post-Oscar® career destruction after the revelations about her Nazi-loving, white supremacist-tattooed lady-banging husband Jesse James and the subsequent false S&M sex tape rumours and darker marital speculation, Duetschland-raised actress Sandra Bullock has resurfaced with a whopper of a comeback: taking a cue from her Academy Award®-winning role and adopting a black baby, finding him in New Orleans, naming him Louis after Louis Armstrong, having the little fella circumcised in a Jewish bris and filing for divorce in one fell swoop– which changes the headline, puts her in Nicole/Angelina/Madonna class and erases any doubts about her love for all mankind. – TB

Genius.

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(L-R) Mery Streep and Sandra Bullock onstage at The 15th Annual Critics' Choice Movie Awards held at the Hollywood Palladium on January 15, 2010 Hollywood, California.



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