Peter Andre In Dubai Kidnap Nightmare Death Plot: Pictures
PETER Andre is in a “DEATH & KIDNAP NIGHTMARE”. Seen on the cover of OK! cradling his kids, Lucille Ball and Desi Arnez Junior, pop acorn Pete is all teeth and tan.
We join Peter Andre and Junior Peter and Princess in Dubai. They are at Atlantis, an irony-heavy venue in the fascist kingdom of sand and cement. Pete says that the volcano has left him grounded in the Emirates but in “true British style everyone has been in good spirits”. He’s not joking. But what of those “nightmares”?
Peter says he is “rejuvenated” “in paradise” with “beautiful people”. Which is a nightmare, right?
Pete says Dubai is “surrounded by beauty”. Well, yes – if you like squalid Indian labour camps, bitter ex-pats, building sites and miles of sand, then it is a haven of loveliness. But what about the kidnappers? Says Peter:
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“As a parent you can’t rule anything out, and it is very scary thought… I had about ten kids come sup to me the other day and told me that Junior was talking to a girl!”
A kidnapper, we’d wager.
Pete tells us that he is “double protective”. He sleeps with Princess and Junior in a big bed.
And those deaths threats? Well, in 1994 he got a few nasty messages.
So. No kidnap plot and no death threats. Although there might be. And if there is or isn’t, OK! will tell you about them – exclusively…
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Posted: 29th, April 2010 | In: OK! Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
